The Daily Challenge Day 18 - Close Your Eyes and Think of England

Close Your Eyes and Think of England is a timing Challenge. What you need, besides a clock, is up to you. Get creative and take this as far as you wish!

This may be an urban legend, since it has never been properly verified. The story goes that in a previous century someone, perhaps Queen Elizabeth, perhaps Lady Hillingdon, or perhaps some other British Matriarch, when faced with "matters of the marital bed" gave those words as advice "Just lay back, close your eyes, and think of England..." That's not quite the direction we are going for here.

In that grand spirit, it's time to think of England, and your own personal Big Ben. Your huge vibrating dildo.

This challenge is one you can think about as often as you wish, and if it results in an orgasm you may have one. But all things English are about all things proper. Like the chiming of Westminster Bells, and Big Ben over Trafalger Square: the British are brilliant at keeping the world on time. Even hour Zero is set in Greenwich England. Time is important. Punctuality is important.

In that brilliant spirit, every hour on the hour, you get a precise count. Count of what, that is up to you.

For example, at 7 am, you may slide the vibrating dildo inside yourself 7 times- or if you are kind to yourself, you may enjoy 7 minutes of something delicious.

It is only at the top of the hour when you may do this. If the world makes it so you cannot stop and take these moments, than close your eyes and think of England.

Tally Ho!

The Daily Challenge Day 16 - Comfortably Numb

For the Comfortably Numb Challenge you will need a fresh pair of undies, a plastic bag or a plastic bowl, and access to a freezer. You'll also need a private chair and towel and a very sturdy constitution.

This challenge is rough. I can't imagine what it is like to be a woman and have to do this. This is a challenge for a warm day, when you have some time to be distracted. It really is a distraction. I grew up in the desert. I'm not fond of the cold. I can't bear to watch someone eating ice. Scenes of ice and snow in a movie mean I need a sweater. So this challenge was very hard for me to do... But it took me to some interesting places in my head.

Take a pair of cotton or silk underwear.

Soak them quickly in water. Put them in a plastic bag or bowl and then put that in your freezer.

Put a towel on a chair.

Take the underwear out of the refrigerator and put them on. Sit on the towel for 20 minutes to an hour. Once you are well and truly cold, then masturbate for me. If you can come in 5 minutes- you may. Otherwise, you are done until tomorrow.

This one of those that doesn't leap from the page... Reading it may give you cold chills, but there isn't the anticipation. But you will discover that this really mucks with you... it's pretty intense.

The Daily Challenge Day 15 - Zen and the Art of Orgasm Control

For this challenge, all you need is your imagination and patience. It's another one to make you treat yourself gently babies!

Today is about gentle. Today you are a gentle creature. You are your best and kindest self today. Today you are gentle with your imagination, and you do not let the harsher fantasies cross your mental imagination. Yes, I know how cruel this is for some of you! Today you are gentle with those who love you- and you give them your sweetest smile. Today you are gentle with yourself, and you feed yourself things which are good for you. Today, you give yourself the gifts of movement- and you move in ways to bring you joy.

Today you have your ten fingers. Today you as you sit, and stare at your instructions, I want you to put your hands together, fingers spread. Thumb to thumb, pinky to pinky. Each finger touches its match. Palm touches palm.

Throughout the day, when you find yourself feeling aroused- bring your hands together this way in front of you. As you crave to stroke your pussy, push your palms in together. You push your palms against each other when you have the urge to slide your fingers anywhere. You may not touch your clit, your breasts. It is palm to palm, and thumb to thumb and pinky to pinky. Your hands, held together, are sex for you. When you press hand to hand- you have permission to contemplate all things sexual.

You will bring your hands together for at least 2 minutes (as long as you like, but at least 2 minutes) several times during the day. It is during these times you can train your mind to imagine the ways in which you want to be used. While your hands are together, your mind is free to consider the possibilities... of being bound or fucked or forced or tasted. Your hands which press so deeply against each other. This could be hands pressed against a bathroom mirror- your face against the glass, as you withstand a delicious assault. Your hands could be bound under neath you- hopeless as you crave to be used. Only when your hands are pressed against each other do you get to consider such possibilities.

The Daily Challenge Day 13 - Bells and Whistles

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The Daily Challenge Day 12 - Playing Dead

It's been suggested that Playing Dead is the most irresponsible Challenge I have written. When I talk about this as a sexual activity, both with friends and other writers, the line comes down to either thinking it definitely belongs here or thinking it is really sick and completely inappropriate to exist at all.

I'm including it because it involves consenting adults. I'm also including it because there are so many people could learn from this. When you spend a moment contemplating what it is like to die or be dead, it refocuses your life. If you think about what it is like to no longer be able to participate in your own life, it can inspire to do more and (hopefully) be the best human you can be.

To do this, you will need a partner. Take turns with this. When it's your turn, spend at least 20 minutes in the coldest bath you can stand. When you are done, come out of the water- but do not warm up. Lay on the bed for as long as you can stay immobile.

Your partner can do one of two things:

a. Enjoy you cold.**

or

b. Warm you up.

Personally I prefer b. But this is about consenting adults. You get to do this however you want to.

**It's okay to try things. If you REALLY enjoy this, think about why. If you find that enjoy the different sensations, or the possibilities (like trying to tickle your partner and get a response) or the control; that's considered socially "okay" because at the end of the day, it is you and your partner exploring something together. This Challenge is NOT going to give you a hard-on for the deceased. If that is your wiring, you had that before and you are probably already in therapy for it. Capiche?

The Daily Challenge Day 11 - Ice, Ice, Baby

Ice, Ice, Baby is a perfect Challenge for a very hot day. If you are doing this in, say, December; crank the heat.

There are so many lovely things to do with ice:

• Take pieces of ice and rub them every where on your body. This means everywhere. You arms your armpits, your breasts, your neck, your face, the inside of your elbow, your toes, the back of your knees. Every where. Do not focus on any area for more than a second. That comes later. 
• Take a small piece of ice and put in your mouth... suck on it until your mouth has cooled off. 
• Focus the ice on your face... hold two pieces of ice to your eyelids. 
• Take two pieces of ice and hold them to your nipples. If your fingers get sensitive to the ice, use washcloths to hold them. 
• Slide a piece of ice to your pussy. Leave it there. 
• Slide a piece of ice into your ass. Leave it there. Let it melt. (Have a towel handy.) 
• While sitting down- have a couple of pieces of ice on a plate. Put your feet down on the ice- not so hard that you break the plate, but hard enough to feel the ice on the inside of your feet. 
• Masturbate with ice, running it on the sides of your clit. Use a handful of ice, not just one piece. Yes, you may come, if you can.

The Daily Challenge Day 10 - The Sleeping Hand

In 1921, HP Lovecraft and Elizabeth Berkeley (Winifred Jackson) published a story called The Crawling Chaos. One of the more striking elements which this story contains (and I won't spoil it for you with more details) is disembodied sensation.

There is another delicious meaning to this. There is a disembodied sensation when your limbs go to sleep...

This is something which can really muck with your head. Sit on your hand. Think whatever delicious thoughts you like as your fingers begin to tingle. When you reach a point where your hand is "asleep," then you will begin. Depending on your size and shape, this should take about 5-10 minutes. Do not sit on your hand for longer than 15 minutes.

Now try to make yourself come using the hand which is asleep. I won't describe the sensation, but you will understand why it is called "disembodied." It's both eerie and lovely.