Close Your Eyes and Think of England is a timing Challenge. What you need, besides a clock, is up to you. Get creative and take this as far as you wish!
This may be an urban legend, since it has never been properly verified. The story goes that in a previous century someone, perhaps Queen Elizabeth, perhaps Lady Hillingdon, or perhaps some other British Matriarch, when faced with "matters of the marital bed" gave those words as advice "Just lay back, close your eyes, and think of England..." That's not quite the direction we are going for here.
In that grand spirit, it's time to think of England, and your own personal Big Ben. Your huge vibrating dildo.
This challenge is one you can think about as often as you wish, and if it results in an orgasm you may have one. But all things English are about all things proper. Like the chiming of Westminster Bells, and Big Ben over Trafalger Square: the British are brilliant at keeping the world on time. Even hour Zero is set in Greenwich England. Time is important. Punctuality is important.
In that brilliant spirit, every hour on the hour, you get a precise count. Count of what, that is up to you.
For example, at 7 am, you may slide the vibrating dildo inside yourself 7 times- or if you are kind to yourself, you may enjoy 7 minutes of something delicious.
It is only at the top of the hour when you may do this. If the world makes it so you cannot stop and take these moments, than close your eyes and think of England.
Tally Ho!
No comments:
Post a Comment